Mahana, you ugly! Get out of that tree!

Tahitian Noni threw Provo's biggest summer party to thank all the employees and to awe/lure passersby into becoming new MLM salespeople. Scott Christopher was the LDS celebrity of the party, which was awesome:

(He's the convert in The Best Two Years)

They had bounce houses, pony rides, outsourced sand sculptures (they brought this guy in from Montana just to do this!), security and a LIST, and the food: a frozen daiquiri bar, a waffle bar, all you can eat filet mignon, and way too much other food.

But I think the best part was the fact that Tahitian Noni has real-life Polynesians that they call out "whenever they need Polynesians." This was one of those occasions; they needed traditional islanders to pose for pictures with the guests.

Tyler rather liked them and their headdresses, which he called hats.